Congratulations, Government! Once again you have saved us from the evil clutches of Capitalism and Entrepreneurship, coming to us this time in the guise of an innocent-looking 11-year-old girl.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!
Why, if you hadn’t stepped in and ruthlessly CRUSHED her successful venture, we might have actually purchased some of these tasty treats, and accidentally enjoyed ourselves! Worse, this young tot might have learned to become self-sufficient and not needed government assistance later in life!
*whew* …THAT was close:
You can read more about this travesty over at the Daily Caller.
One more thing: a few months ago during the Government Shutdown, I worked up a graphic that made fun of excessive intrusion into our lives.
Sadly, today it’s even more true, …and substantially less funny: