NEXT year’s Super Bowl…

Posted on February 4, 2013 by justturnright | 20 Comments

Classic!

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20 responses to “NEXT year’s Super Bowl…”

bullright | February 4, 2013 at 1:41 pm | Reply

Ha ha, good one.
- justturnright | February 4, 2013 at 1:44 pm | Reply
  
  Best line I’ve seen so far….
  😉
  
  The other one (which wasn’t bad) that I saw on Twitter was “Baltimore is obviously playing ‘Lights Out’… ”
  - bullright | February 4, 2013 at 1:56 pm | Reply
    
    For the trivia challenged, the power failure can be next year’s question.
livinrightinpgh | February 4, 2013 at 1:49 pm | Reply

Well, at least now, Ray Lewis can move on to his new career as a Cutlery salesman. “This knife has many uses! Let me show you ONE that I REALLY like…..”
- bullright | February 4, 2013 at 1:58 pm | Reply
  
  LOL ..” it slices and dices!”
  - justturnright | February 4, 2013 at 2:46 pm | Reply
    
    Rather a cutting remark, wouldn’t you agree, BR?
    - livinrightinpgh | February 4, 2013 at 3:44 pm | Reply
      
      I can see the business card: Ray “Ginsu” Lewis
      - justturnright | February 4, 2013 at 4:05 pm | Reply
        
        Ray Lewis’ theme song?
        
        “Mack The Knife”
- bullright | February 4, 2013 at 2:06 pm | Reply
  
  By next year they’ll make him one of the announcers
hatfieldmccoy | February 4, 2013 at 1:52 pm | Reply

Isn’t the National Anthem supposed to stop at some point?
- livinrightinpgh | February 4, 2013 at 2:09 pm | Reply
  
  Depends on who’s singing it……..
- justturnright | February 4, 2013 at 2:45 pm | Reply
  
  The smart play will be to get SPONSORS for it, Hatfield.
  
  (e.g. – This year’s National Anthem is brought to you by Energizer Batteries:
  “It keeps going, and going, and going, and going, …”)
- Biltrix | February 5, 2013 at 2:57 pm | Reply
  
  Speaking of the Star Spangled Banner, I was going to include this in my post today, but decided to cut it at the last minute.
  
  Just for laughs. Hope you can view it: http://biltrix.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/starspangledbanner.jpg
  - justturnright | February 5, 2013 at 3:08 pm | Reply
    
    Now THAT is the funniest thing I’ve seen in AGES, James!!!!
    😀
    
    Absolutely true, except you’ll need to add another 54,000 measures for the most RECENT version.
    
    Seriously: when did interminable warbling become synonymous with actual singing????
hatfieldmccoy | February 4, 2013 at 4:53 pm | Reply

Was there any way to get MORE Beyonce?
I think they held back…
- Biltrix | February 5, 2013 at 2:44 pm | Reply
  
  😉 ! Love it!
thatmrgguy | February 4, 2013 at 8:07 pm | Reply

I guess getting Toby Kieth or Travis Tritt to sing the Anthem is out of the question.
- justturnright | February 4, 2013 at 8:49 pm | Reply
  
  If memory serves, (and w/ SB trivia, I’m usually right) there have been only three C&W acts in the last 20 years or so to sing the Nat’l Anthm at the SB: Faith Hill, the Dixie Chicks and Carrie “I can sing ANYTHING and make it sound great” Underwood.
  The Dixie’s performance also came just before their temper tantrum about the Iraq War over in England, too…
  
  So, it’s not that the SB committee is against C&W acts performing; it’s just they don’t choose them very often.
  
  I’d like to go back to the old standard and have a musician or choruses perform it, like Herb Alpert or one of the Armed Forces chorales.
  
  Again, it’s happened…just not very often.
- justturnright | February 4, 2013 at 8:57 pm | Reply
  
  Well, I just checked one of my books and I’m right (*whew*), but I had temporarily forgotten about Garth Brooks doing the NA for SB XXVII (21 years ago…). You’ll probably recall it was the “Leon Lett” bowl, where Don Beebe stripped him of the ball just before Lett strutted into the end-zone.
  
  A quick view of the rest confirms my first guess:
  C&W singers are there, but not bloody often. Pop singers &/or R&B seem to rule the day.
  
  I’m with you: Toby, Travis, Brooks & Dunn, Little Big Town — ANY of them would be preferable.
  And they’d be able to sing it in under 27 minutes, too…
  - hatfieldmccoy | February 5, 2013 at 11:55 am | Reply
    
    You were right about something music related?
    
    Shocking…